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STOP! This food is secretly KILLING you!!1one

STOP! This food is secretly KILLING you!!1one DON'T EAT FATS no wait unsaturated fats are good for you eat those don't eat sat fats wait sat fats are good too don't eat trans fats STOP CARBS GO KETO careful of too much protein HERE's what you need the paleo intermittent vegan pescetarian raw plastic Atkins diet that's gonna work WONDERS if you have this superfood kale coconut oil no wait don't eat the coconut it goes on your hair and skin silly by the way carbs are good again as long as you avoid the devil that is sugar and keep swallowing all the bullshit we feed you

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