One hour of time
One full meal
One drink.
Use Lembas to save time and energy so you can be badass and do what you love.
Let's Live.
$49.80
Here's what you get for $7:
1. One hour of time.
How much is an hour of your time worth? If it's worth more than $7, you're already getting good value. Not to mention
2. One full meal.
All macro and micronutrients in perfect ratio. How valuable is that peace of mind? Lastly,
3. Freedom.
Freedom from hunger, one of Mankind's oldest, basest needs; and freedom to do whatever you like in its place. That, in our humble opinion, is priceless.
We're vegan so vegans rejoice! You'll have nutritional peace of mind and be satiated till your next meal. Note: add water first THEN the powder!
Shipping is a flat $9 for 1 to 6 packs so it's more value when you order more packs. Free shipping for 7 packs and above.
You can mix and match flavours by selecting 1 pack, selecting your quantity, Buy Now; then the other flavour, quantity, Buy Now.
Corporate rates available so order with your colleagues and you can all go for hour long massages and desserts.
Welcome to the future of food. Let's Live.
Lembas enables you to finish a full meal in less than 5 minutes, as compared to 50 minutes during the typical lunch hour. You're literally adding hours to your life, while your unenlightened peers are wasting theirs commuting and queuing. We're kidding. Or are we?
If your time is worth more than $7 an hour, then Lembas is already great value for you. The money you save by drinking Lembas could mean the difference between flying economy and stretching your legs out in business class. Be like Bill!
Lembas has been engineered by a professional research team to ensure all macro and micronutrients are fully present according to our RDA, so you're confident of being in the pink of health. In fact you could theoretically eat no food and consume only Lembas and not only survive, but thrive. We're the pinnacle of technological advancement for food. You'll never go hungry again.
Soy makes up the majority of the protein in Lembas, containing all 9 essential amino acids, in addition to other vitamins and minerals. It has high levels of good unsaturated fats, especially omega-3s.
P.S. Men, soy MILK increases estrogen. Soy alone is perfectly safe as a source of protein so you can rest easy!
Coconut plays a big part in making our shake healthy and hearty due to its numerous benefits. Great source of good fats, especially MCTs; high in protein, essential minerals and fiber. It also adds amazing creaminess and mouthfeel - if you're wondering why we have so many 5-star reviews praising our taste, this is the answer.
Oat is our main source of carbohydrates. It's a natural thickener and adds a light, sweet taste to the shake. We also use isomaltulose, which is a low-GI carb that keeps you full and constantly energised for longer. Low glycemic index equals no post-meal blood sugar crash. We don't know about you but we hate having to fight through that sleepiness after lunch, ain't nobody got time for that.
